Crosby, Central Catholic and Toomey: This week’s Pittsburgh Sports Power Rankings

In which national sportswriter and humorist DJ Gallo ranks giardia higher than U.S. Sen. Pat Toomey.

"He did it. He told himself not to do it, but Dave totally did it."

"He did it. He told himself not to do it, but Dave totally did it."

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The Pittsburgh Sports Power Rankings are back for a second week here at The Incline. Soon, this column will have lasted longer on the Pittsburgh sports scene than such local legends as Raul Mondesi, Kent Graham and Jarome Iginla. What an honor. So without additional adieu, let’s take a look at this week’s worst to first.

10. Power Rankings

The NHL released its rankings of the Top 100 players in league history over All-Star weekend and Evgeni Malkin was somehow not on the list. The Penguins center is one of only three players in NHL history to win the Stanley Cup, the Hart Trophy, Calder Trophy, Art Ross Trophy and Ted Lindsay Award. He also won a Conn Smythe Trophy and is among just a handful of humans who have ever lived that are capable of doing this: