Penguins Mailbag: Trade deadline, fireworks, Nick Bonino, Matt Murray and … Burgess Meredith?

Dave Lozo gets a lot of really odd Penguins questions for his “One Question” each week. This is what happens when he answers all of them.

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The Penguins only played two games last week — a 4-2 win against the Flyers at Heinz Field and a 3-2 loss against the Stars. That last one was weird, since Dallas has thrown in the towel on the season, but even good teams have hiccups.

With such a short week and very little happening on the trade deadline front (as of 12:05 a.m. Wednesday morning), instead of doing the same old routine in this space, we thought … why not do an extended mailbag? (Full disclosure: I do a national mailbag and most of the time it’s like pulling teeth, yet when I ask for one Penguins question each week to include here, I get like 20.)

I usually feel bad only grabbing one — even if seven are questions about penguins the animals and not Penguins the hockey people, which until a few days ago, seemed odd — so I will grab a bunch to answer for you this week. It will be fun. I promise.


That is a much better question. And in case you don’t get the reference, this happened right before the Flyers-Penguins game:

I feel like the NHL didn’t think this through. Live penguins on nearby ice during a Penguins game is great, but maybe don’t light off explosives next to their tiny heads. This is why you don’t bring dogs to Fourth of July fireworks shows. Some of them get freaked out, and I’m guessing all penguins get freaked out by nearby explosions. Lesson learned.

Anyway, the answer is Olli Maatta. Considering the health crises he’s had in his career, I don’t know how he gets out of bed in the morning without being terrified he will slip on a mouse and break his back.

In Maatta’s career, he has missed time for:

  • Shoulder surgery (May 2014)
  • Thyroid surgery, aka cancer (Nov. 2014)
  • Mumps (Dec. 2014)
  • More shoulder surgery (Jan. 2015)
  • Hand surgery (Feb. 2017)

I assume Maatta flinches when a door slams and jumps at car backfires. I wouldn’t be surprised if Maatta had thought those fireworks were the end of the world.

Never let go…

Sidney Crosby and Marc-Andre Fleury.

Stadium Series = Playoff catalyst?

No. It’s a dumb outdoor game during the regular season. You won’t remember it in April and neither will they.

Trade deadline

Now that the Perguins have Martin Hanzal, they are the clear favorites to win the Stalley Cup.

Penguins on the big screen

What about me makes you think I’ve watched a movie about penguins?

Nice streak

Yeah, blowing a 2-0 lead to the Stars is rough, but you have to wonder if the pressure of getting to 69 finally got to the Penguins. It would’ve been nice, that’s for sure, but getting to 69 would have been overrated anyway.

Ron Hainsey trade

No way. Ron Hainsey is solid. He’s about the same caliber as Brendan Smith and the Rangers paid more for him. Plus, with the way Penguins defensemen get hurt every year and their current state of health, Jim Rutherford had to do something. It was fine.

Is this about actual penguins or Evgeni Malkin?

They don’t try hard enough.

Hornquist … a Devil?

Why would you ever wish something so mean on Patric Hornqvist? What did he ever do to you? You know what? It doesn’t matter. No one deserves that at the trade deadline.

Who to resign? (That’s ‘re-sign’ not ‘make quit.’)

Nick Bonino. The Penguins have enough RFA defensemen they can re-sign or younger guys they can use in bigger roles. That third line of Bonino, Phil Kessel and Carl Hagelin needs to be kept together for as long as possible. That’s where I’d invest the money that isn’t mine. (Editor’s Note: Sorry, Dave. It’s Hagelin, Bonino and Kessel. BKH doesn’t have the same ring to it. –DL)

I would kick either group’s asses so it doesn’t matter. (Editor’s Note No. 2: The answer is rockhopper penguins. Look how angry their faces are. Kind of like how one would imagine Dave looks having to answer so many questions about penguins the animals. – DL)