Martavis Bryant wants out? Ranking the Pittsburgh sports stars who should be traded

Remember when people wanted Sidney Crosby traded? Here come some hot takes!

NFL: Minnesota Vikings at Pittsburgh Steelers
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Steelers receiver Martavis Bryant has reportedly requested a trade. (Or maybe he didn’t.) What he definitely has not requested is a Pittsburgh Sports Power Rankings all about Pittsburgh athletes who should be traded. But he’s getting one anyway.

10. Sidney Crosby and Evgeni Malkin

NHL: Stanley Cup Final-Pittsburgh Penguins at Nashville Predators
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Believe it or not, less than two years ago, thousands of human adults capable of functioning in society held the opinion that the Penguins should trade the hands-down best player of his generation and the arguably second-best player of his generation/101st greatest NHL player of all-time.

Really. Here is an ESPN article from December of 2015 titled: “The case for trading Crosby and Malkin.” And here is one from 2012 from Bleacher Report, bastion of sports insight, with the compelling headline: “Trading Sidney Crosby is better than moving Jordan Staal.” Sweet merciful god. There are countless more terrible Crosby/Malkin takes just like that all over the internet and social media, but instead of showing you all of them, please enjoy this video of a child eating glue: