12 funny boat names spotted on Pittsburgh’s three rivers
Pun-tastic.

Every summer, boaters flock to Pittsburgh’s three rivers, and there are always a few boat names worth a chuckle.
Naming a water vessel, it seems, is a big deal. It’s an act of tradition and, according to Esurance, it’s a legal requirement. While some boaters go a more traditional route, there are a few jokesters who take their boat name to the next level.
So this year, we set out to the North Shore to find some of the funniest, punniest, lol-worthiest boat names. Here are a dozen that made us laugh.
Oui.

Dear God, why?

As the saying goes: The happiest days with a boat are the day you buy it and the day you sell it.

It’s not a regular boat. It’s a cool boat.

A very no-nonsense kind of boat.

Take me to your leader.

Pun-tastic.

More puns.

Sponsor this boat, Absolut Vodka.

We can only assume that this boat’s stereo plays only Naughty by Nature.

Not to be confused with “His” Hot Rod House.

Inspired by Amazon Prime.
